Wednesday 20 February 2013

it's been a while

Remove!!! (text NM, title NM/JM)
a quirky addition to the ever-increasing genre of celebrity-infected memoir, 'Remove!!!' tells the life story of John Flogger, removals contractor to the stars in the golden age of Elstree studios. 'Remove!!!' has it all, from his humble beginnings as a Billingsgate porter, through his first encounter with the entertainment industry when he pushed a  drunken Frankie Howard home in his wheelbarrow in 1946, to his time in the sun as the monopoly provider of removals through a controversial arrangement with UK Equity. Packed with anecdotes, including the hilarious items that fell out of Alec Guinness's bedside cabinet and the time Sylvia Sims' drawers were set on fire by Alistair Sim, 'Remove!!!' is an essential read for any lover of this period of cinema history.


With a Creamy Texture (text NM, title NM/JM)
The latest from the pen of the country's best-loved historical novelist, 'With a Creamy Texture' takes us slap-bang into the world of Elizabeth I's head chef, Mary Withencraft. The first-person present-tense narrative brings the sensual world of the sixteenth century to life, as Mary witnesses affairs, plots against the monocracy and against celibacy, and along the way manages to invent 'Creme Anglaise'.

"Contains some very interesting recipes" - Heston Blumenthal
"Juicy, foody, educational" - Greg Wallace

With a Creamy Texture (text JM, title NM/JM)
This slim volume packs a punch! Gerald Tossington has carved out a reputation as a respected dealer of fine art objects. His name is, while not exactly world known, well respected in the South East of England. But few who value his talents in buying and selling realise that he is also an accomplished essayist and diary-maker.  Tossington's pen is arch and knowing, and his tone both bitchy and acute. He waves a sharp sword which scythes through the quaint world in which he moves: fine art auctions and those who attend them. These delicate pen portraits stay in the memory like an etching on glass. He adeptly mixes reverence and guile in his description of the people who cross his path, and his erudition shines through. An elegant addition to your bookcase.

The Quality (text JM, title NM)
'The Quality' is to science fiction what the queen is to the royal family! This one redefines a jaded genre for the new generation. This book astounds with a zingy confidence not seen since the heady days of cyberpunk. Nick Nutz is a school teacher. Confused about life, and fed up with his profession after only six months on the job, he accepts a new post after an unconventional interview in the cellar of a pub. Little does he realise that 'the quality' which got him the job is his (unrealised by himself) ability to dissolve the parameters of time and space. In this sci-fi blockbuster that reads like HG Wells on speed copulating with Doris Lessing on acid, hyper-realistic narrative gives way to gobsmacking hero-poetry and madcap romance. Part light-hearted comedy, part philosophical treatise and all hardcore action, 'The Quality' is ahead of its genre. Pure magic!